And you thought that swine flu was bad! There is a new, deadlier, more canklicious flu, CANKLITUS! The symptoms include mass bulging to the cankle area, and thoughts of killing your cankle. It is highly contagious, and it will cause your cankle to turn purple, shrivel up, and fall off! It is very painful, and if you have it there is NO CURE! Stay at home and enjoy your last moments with your cankle. Now enjoy this dumb vid that will hopefully cheer you up cause you have H1N2!