You know about the coolest store ever right? Yeh, Walmart. Well now there is a more cankleful version! It's CANKLEMART! It's cankle friendly and when you get a cankle membership there you'll get coupons for all of your cankle needs! (cankle lotion,cankleclothes,etc.) You will absolutely love canklemart! Plus, every employee has a LEVEL 5 cankle! How awesome! You can laugh as you shop! There is also the worlds largest cankle their and it talks! Visit your nearest cankleologist today and discuss the CankleMart's nearest location today! NOW!