Ha! I so totally got you! You REALLY thought that that was TRUE! I am such a genius for fooling you. We all know that Nessie doesn't have a calf or even an ankle. If she is real, she would have flippers. But listen, I am proud that you understand cankles, but I am very surprised that you fell for that. Think before you click. To yourself say, "is this really possible?" If you say no, than don't bother wasting a few minutes of your valuable life on something as dumb as "the loch ness monster may possibly have a cankle." And after I just spent time explaining, you should have known better.